The pleasure was enormous!

Today was grand. Absolutely grand. I went to Funtastic Island, a giant playground made for the use of kids below the age of 16. I was accompanied by Whitfield and Ms. Eaton, along with several others, including a young man that thinks he is hilarious by being overly-obnoxious and blaring extremely racist ringtones around the entire playground. The same kid that would randomly yell inappropriate lines such as the title of this blog entry....rant rant, complain complain. He's a cool kid, overall, don't let me give out the wrong impression. If it weren't true, I would have completely disowned him by now.

Tomorrow, I predict, will not be so grand. It is my last day with Mandi, my totally real and not-imaginary girlfriend. She will be departing from me to a much lamer and boring part of the state...3 hours away from here. The cause: Her father's job. The effect: Heartbreak.

It is very late! Oh my! ...and before I start to be completely feminine with our love story and memories, I'll bid thee 'adieu'...That's French for a farewell or salutation!

Goodbye to you, kind sir/lovely madam. Yes, you, and you, and YOU. Oh yes, you too... Have a great day/night/after midnight/early morning/late night...

Adios Amigos.

Summer breeze, makes me feel fine!

Another day of summer has arrived. In fact, this is the fourth day we've been out of school. Such a grand and precious thing, summer is.

You see, during summer days, staying up until 1:00am and then waking up twelve hours later is perfectly fine...at least for me. My father tried dragging me out of bed, claiming it was 'already 10:30am'. It was a failed attempt.

Today is completely booked. It consisted of me staying home and doing nothing, of course, meaning that the previous sentence was a load of buh-log-nuh. Bologna? Yeah, I think that's the correct spelling. Who cares, it's summer! Push all grammar aside for 3 months!

I hope you have a great day....It'd be a pity not to!

It's a brand new day!

First day of summer. Holy balls. So far it's pretty boring. Yesterday was grand. Went to the movies with friends. 'Whitfield the Infamous' was there! I sat by him!

SENTENCE FRAGMENT! SENTENCE FRAGMENT! OHMGWTFBOOOM!

So yeah. School is out! Summer is pretty booked up between my mom's planned vacations, my dad's planned vacations, and my plans with friends. Parental divorce is not so bad once you get used to it! :D <----- (See that?! That's a SMILEY FACE!)

Sooo yeah... I guess blogging can be sort of a fun...uh...'hobby'....
I'm pretty sure I was pressured into this! Whitfield and Shelby, be happy.

I do believe I shall bid all thee a farwell for know! I must go 'shake the dew off the daffodil'...(I'm going to pee, capice?)

Have a wonderful day.

J.O.R.D.A.N.